Finalement, mon texte à double sens, je préfère le mettre en anglais, pour rendre hommage à mon traducteur : Raymond !
Mixed doubles
“When a man marries a woman, they become one—the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”
Croft M. Pentz
In Mixed Doubles (which I adore playing - sorry,
Marco), what I prefer is when the woman admires my boules and starts fondling
them. As soon as she does that, I’m immediately straight. And the more she
admires them, the straighter I am! Sometimes she tells me off, for being too
long… and I reply, “What do you expect,
the terrain is so slippery!” With a woman, I love to shoot. Often we’ll
swap positions, usually when we get to 6-9. And then she’s telling me off I
again, I’ve shot too quickly! I must learn to control myself, to take more
time. It seems like the instinctive shooters do exist, after all!
The hardest thing, with women, is to be on target—but it’s so small! And on a slope. Sometimes you
succeed, sometimes you’re to one side… and that can frustrate your partner!
Rather than criticise, she could try and help and show me the right line. She
could also push my boules a bit closer… but no, she doesn’t like to, so I’m
obliged to enter from behind.
The bloody umpire’s signalling that I’m only allowed to fill in one
hole!
OK, only one hole—but you can choose which one you want! Sometimes, if
I’m not playing strictly by the rules, I like to fill two! I know… naughty.
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Nicolas Jegousse
Nouvelle Zelande